sometimes i’m reading a book and i think the characters are in room but then i read the next paragraph and they are sitting in a tree in alabama and i need to change the whole scenario in my head
whAT DO YOU MEAN HE WALKS TO THE WINDOW THERE IS NO WINDOW THERE
or when they were talking in public and you missed the one line about them walking inside and suddenly pants are coming off and you’re like WOAH THIS TOWN IS PROGRESSIVE
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is
wtf is this some kind of choclat bar
This object has killed over 400,000 people
oh my god.
WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW
I’m surprised that Sony didn’t release a special edition Walkman for the release of Guardians of the Galaxy.
MY MOM SET A TOWEL ON THE COUNTER AND IT JUST FUCKING CAUGHT ON FIRE
THERE WAS NOTHING NEAR IT IT JUST SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED
Is your mother Spencer Shay
He just gets slowly less concerned